Nonna Gallucci to provide half time oranges to all 52,000 spectators

Crows matriarch Nonna Gallucci has copped the dreaded Round One slot on the clubs Orange slice provider roster, much to the delight of the City of Adelaide Ahead of the clubs opening round clash against Hawthorn, Nonna has been seen hoarding oranges from her local greengrocer as she prepares to provide the half time snack. … Continue reading Nonna Gallucci to provide half time oranges to all 52,000 spectators

Tory overtakes KimYe as worlds most loved celeb couple

Adelaide celebrity couple ‘Tory’ has today overtaken world famous Kanye West and Kim Kardashian as the globes most beloved celebrity couple. Tory - real names Taylor and Rory - rose to prominence individually through their starring roles in various Friday night thrillers, before finally confirming their union today through a statement by their management. Tabloid … Continue reading Tory overtakes KimYe as worlds most loved celeb couple

Jordy Gallucci set for intense pre season fitness regime after Nonna’s Christmas lunch

Jordan Gallucci has reportedly failed his skin folds test after returning to pre season training having consumed his entire bodyweight in schnitzels at Nonna Gallucci's Christmas lunch. Onlookers at West Lakes this morning were stunned to see Gallucci finish behind Andy Otten in the 20m sprint as preparations ramp up for the teams assault on season … Continue reading Jordy Gallucci set for intense pre season fitness regime after Nonna’s Christmas lunch