With Adelaide midfielder Bryce Gibbs set to miss today's match against St Kilda with a nasty bout of gastro, suspicion has fallen on club nutritionist Nonna Gallucci. Nonna, who's grandson Jordan is expected to play in Gibbs' absence, has previously made it very clear that she is willing to do whatever it takes to see … Continue reading Nonna the prime suspect in Bryce Gibbs food poisoning incident
Nonna Gallucci has taken the dramatic step of having a horse head placed in Donato Pyke's bed whilst he slept, as a warning over the Crows recent form. The Sicilian matriarch said that she felt she had no choice after Donato refused her request to pick her Grandson Jordy ahead of Lachy Murphy. "You know, … Continue reading Nonna puts horse head in Don Pyke’s bed
Adelaide Crows fan Oliver Kingsford has today launched a "Pyke for PM" campaign encouraging voters at the upcoming Federal election to elect coach Don Pyke. The movement is founded on the basis that such a result would ensure Pyke could not longer act as Adelaide head coach. "I have announced this campaign fully aware of … Continue reading “Pyke for PM” says fan who wants him as far away from the club as possible.
Beloved Adelaide Grandmother Nonna Gallucci has taken to the kitchen after hearing that her Grandson's futbal team have run out of Sauce. Nonna, who recently depleted Australia's entire Orange stocks, received a call from Jordy telling her that the Crows would have to play without Sauce this week against Geelong. Jordan was actually conveying the … Continue reading Nonna Gallucci starts frantically cooking after hearing the Crows are out of Sauce