Tom Rehn sweating bullets as his call of Sloane signing before the season enters final day


Tom Rehn is a courageous journalist. 

That’s what his colleagues say about the young hot shot who is looking to make a name for himself in a cutthroat industry.

However some fear that this time he has gone too far.

In early March, Rehn famously declared that Adelaide Crows superstar Rory Sloane was set to re-sign with the club before the beginning of the 2018 season. Now, with just one day left before the Crows begin their campaign, Rehn is looking like a fool.

“Now hold on just a minute” Rehn explains. “When I said that they were just nutting out the finer details I meant that they were getting close to agreeing on a time to meet to discuss when to discuss contracts. I stand by my report.”

“Yeh look ok so I might have shot my load a bit early on this one. At least I can still claim to have inside info. Look at Michelangelo, all he can do these days is cry about injury reports and beg Fages to acknowledge hime.”

Undeterred, Rehn promises more scoops in the future.

“They are very close to reaching an agreement to re-sign Brian Beinke. Matt Connell is a lock as well.”

“Trust me boys.”

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