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Adelaide Crows players and fans are confused today after reports emerged from perennial bottom feeder Sam McClure that the Pre Season trip to the Gold Coast might have been a bit challenging. Adelaide Crows legend and current Chief Operating Officer Nigel Smart fronted the media today to scoff at suggestions the club had pushed the … Continue reading Crows no strangers to pretty hectic Pre Season camps
Gary Lyon is a lot of things but a good bloke he is not. The former footballer is best known for entering a relationship with the ex wife of his former best friend Billy Brownless. However, Lyon seems to think that now he is back on the airwaves offering irrelevant opinions, Australia is ready to … Continue reading Gary Lyon hopes nation will conveniently forget that he used mental illness as a shield to deflect criticism that he slept with best friends wife
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It's been a rough weekend for Crows fan Andrew Thurgarland. Not only did his beloved team lose on Friday night, but the old enemy Port Adelaide produced a strong performance on Saturday afternoon. To top it all off, Andrew failed to select Tom Mitchell in his AFL Fantasy team. However, Andrew's fortunes have taken a … Continue reading Crows fan’s weekend ends on a high after Lever plays like pure trash
Casey Vardon is an optimist. After watching his favourite football team, the Adelaide Crows, deliver yet another pitiful performance last night, Vardon has turned his eyes to the 2019 season. "What I saw last night made me realize the season is already over." "I can't see us winning any games when we have Rory Atkins … Continue reading Crows fan looking forward to 2019
Adelaide Crows defender Rory Laird has been involved in an unfortunate incident today in Melbourne's CBD. The All Australian Defender, who stands at an exaggerated 5ft 10ins, was dining with teammates prior to his teams first game of the season when he was handed a children's colouring book and crayons by a waitress. It was … Continue reading Laird handed colouring book and crayons by waitress while dining in Melbourne